Top definition. Chav unknown. The usual Chav, Stands for Council House affiliated Vermin , is a person that stand outsides Mcdonalds all the time but doesn't actually have enough money to actually go in. If you don't know what a chav looks like go to your park and look for a bench, there will be a flock of the creatures. If there are females in the group, the males will make their shitty baseball caps face 90degrees skyward in some type of crude mating display and use their own language to attract a mate, using phrases like: Yur lu'in fit, bitch! Ho muuch fur da nite, blud" You will also see younger males perfomed this mating dance aswell, don't be shocked by this sight as, by the age of 11, most chavs have already had a child or an abortion.
The twisted version of english spoken by chavs-- English = Chavlish emo = emo words that don't make sense chained together in a way that you get the geral. Most Chav words are mercifully brief, and sentences tend to be punctuated with ' innit' or some sort of expletive. Only chavs can truly understand the language.